7.13.2007

Where's My Gmail Nanny

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The above is a sample of all of the nouns found in my gmail spam folder that are neither expletives nor sexual in nature by themselves. It is interesting that even though I have removed all of the sexual & offensive content the result is some things that can still be recognized as unpleasant. Somethings just are so filthy that no amount of anti-bacterial cleansers will take out the smell. Gmail really needs a febreze button next to the spam folder that will go through and delete all of the emails in the folder containing smelly titles - forgive my synesthesia. I really don't want to imagine what grandma might be doing in the kitchen with her stethoscope and amateur abilities.